becca ([info]lavenderpenguin) wrote,

the very fiber of my existence has frayed

well, what do you know

it's not my doing. i don't know the password! what am i to do.

i'm also curious where that picture came from... regional elections perhaps? is that jered?

hmm. oh! one of the highlights of my trip to michigan: checking my voicemail and hearing - "how would you like your eggs tomorrow morning? Sunni side up?" i wish i knew what happened to the rest of our Palestinian pickup lines ("would you like to dome my rock?" "hey baby, i wanna bang the living Shi'ite out of you.") we had at least a couple dozen.



so we were in Jerusalem, at a Seeds of Peace presentation, and everyone seemed to think that the girl second from left was the hottest thing to ever come out of the West Bank, or maybe the Middle East as a whole, or perhaps the entire world. as someone said later on the trip, "i think we've talked more about her than any of the holy sites we've visited." an unnamed person, the same one who left the message, burned out my camera batteries more than once staring at this picture.

here are a couple more:
hey baby, can i plant my "seeds" in your "piece"?
you know, i think it's very unjust what Ariel Sharon is doing, and i agree that Palestinians should have full control of Israel, and i ... do you wanna have sex?
that modest clothing looks good on you, but it'd look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.
i want to be like a suicide bomber ... and explode inside of you!


oh, these look even more atrocious written down. sorry, guys!

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[info]mandapandawong

August 1 2005, 15:45:43 UTC 6 years ago

lololol myspace

[info]fizzpop

August 1 2005, 16:09:18 UTC 6 years ago

she IS hot! and i LOVE those pickup lines.

[info]frumptacularone

August 1 2005, 19:40:27 UTC 6 years ago

I was about to scold you, but if you promise that it's not your myspace, then I'll let it slide.

Those pickup lines are wonderful.

[info]shutupandrow

August 1 2005, 23:37:11 UTC 6 years ago

it is herspace now...

[info]lavenderpenguin

August 1 2005, 23:41:28 UTC 6 years ago

no, it's yourspace.

[info]shutupandrow

August 1 2005, 23:45:47 UTC 6 years ago

i'm sorry i think i forgot the password...you're the only one who knows it now ;)

[info]lavenderpenguin

August 2 2005, 01:16:28 UTC 6 years ago

liar! i hate you! you can forget about the brownstone in boston.

[info]frumptacularone

August 2 2005, 21:50:21 UTC 6 years ago

Cat fight!

[info]schnook121

August 1 2005, 21:47:57 UTC 6 years ago

can I put my falafel in your pita??
can I gaza strip for you?

man i can't remember any more. damn.
PS when are you gonna post some pix???

[info]lavenderpenguin

August 3 2005, 00:44:25 UTC 6 years ago

i'll take you to new golan heights!

[info]lavenderpenguin

August 5 2005, 00:29:02 UTC 6 years ago

see ju's comment below

[info]dvak_64

August 1 2005, 22:07:28 UTC 6 years ago

those lines are damn hot. smokin.

in fact, they deserve a double t'd hot. Like this.

HOTT.

did I mention it was in capital letters? it is.

[info]frumptacularone

August 2 2005, 21:50:56 UTC 6 years ago

I love you for that and I don't even know who you are.

[info]dvak_64

August 3 2005, 04:37:25 UTC 6 years ago

David L, Kutz Ac II '04. Nice to meet you! How do you do, and how do you know Becca?

You know, if we're gonna be up front 'bout it.

[info]frumptacularone

August 3 2005, 07:52:29 UTC 6 years ago

ex-boyfriend. I do well. Name's Michael B. Nice to meet you.

[info]always_forever2

August 2 2005, 00:42:10 UTC 6 years ago

I like the one about Ariel Sharon and having sex the best. I miss you and love you and feel like I should find you and attack you with love and HAWTTNESS, but maybe I will call instead.

[info]lavenderpenguin

August 5 2005, 00:44:35 UTC 6 years ago

do it do it! and is everything squared away kesher-wise?

[info]neecofran

August 2 2005, 02:24:51 UTC 6 years ago

Dude, I am almost positive that that picture is in the youth lounge of my synagogue. EXCELLENT!

Guess what? I missed you. A lot. A lot a lot. And as I have already told you, that was the best birthday message of my life. What would I ever do without your beautiful face now? I can't imagine the days before I met you.

You are the warmth of the sunshine on my back, as I eat my lunch on a breezy day.

(eye) (♥ crossy in front of my chest) (pointing at you)

NEECO ♥'s BECCA

[info]emojewlia

August 3 2005, 07:46:54 UTC 6 years ago

hiya becca.
so, where be those sweet pictures of yours?

[info]lavenderpenguin

August 5 2005, 00:25:29 UTC 6 years ago

actually, i posted them yesterday!! they are here

http://community.webshots.com/user/bethamisrael2005

i was just going to make CDs, but so many people have been asking me, and i don't know when i'm going to see a lot of them next. there are about 60 pictures that aren't on there because of the account limit, though, so i'll give you a cd too.

hope to see you soon!

[info]emojewlia

August 7 2005, 22:51:07 UTC 6 years ago

WHERE ARE THE HOOKA PICTURES???
they better be on the cd.
:D

[info]lavenderpenguin

August 8 2005, 19:48:30 UTC 6 years ago

for sure. i just didn't put anything up there that i didn't want, say, my grandma looking at.
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